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Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.
'And yet, our hearts are one.'
What I got from this episode:
Hook: Emma out of sight and he turns back to his old ways.
Regina: Emma and Henry out of sight and she stays good.
(also Emma and Regina hanging out in the Charming’s protected apartment; is this going to be a thing from now on? because I hope so! <3)
eshusplayground asked: You KNOW Regina has that cable channel that shows nothing but horses and equestrian sports. And you KNOW that Regina can't help but comment on every dressage and show jumping event to criticize the skills of every single rider, although the Olympic gold medalists are "adequate" equestrians. You know Henry tried to warn Emma, but Emma didn't listen, and what was meant to be, "Just one event" turned into an evening of watching horse jumping on TV.
"Emma. NO. I’m serious. You know how there’s Shark Week?"
"*Scoff* There’s no way anybody shows enough horse stuff to fill a week. C’mon, it’ll be like an hour or two."
One hundred and sixty eight hours later
Text to Henry: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR CABLE PROVIDER, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Text to Ruby: Ruby. Nothing stops her. I tried food. I tried sex. I tried blowing things up with magic. I tried to fuck with the tree. She just poofed us all our meals, waved her fingers to fix everything I blew up, magically immobilized me before I could even get to the door, and… honestly, if we were anybody else, I’d be having a self-confidence crisis right now with how disinterested she was.
Text to Snow: Pretty sure you could have stopped the curse if you just gave her all your horses from the jump. FYI.
Text to David: I need you to cover me for a few more days. I’ve got 168 hours of obedience to cash in on. So you’re also gonna need to take Henry for a few days. Thanks, Dad.
I can’t get over this, LMAO.
Emma realizing that every single gift she gives to Regina will probably have to come from Dover Saddlery. There goes her bank account.
Regina stubbornly remaining awake ‘til the wee hours of the morning to keep track of the latest trainwreck thread on Chronicle of the Horse forums. ”Just who is this Nick Peronace, and what on earth is he doing to that poor horse’s back?”
Emma restraining a horrified expression when perfectionist Regina tells her, “Eventing seems interesting.” There go her weekends.
Regina as a pony mom! She organizes the local Pony Club and enters Henry in it (gods know David was an iffy choice to start his education). “Dear, don’t fidget with your garter straps. You’re going to be fine. Move your leg; maybe the girth can go up one more notch.” Meanwhile, Emma’s kept occupied hauling tack around for the kids and occasionally holding old, grumpy lesson ponies that give her the evil-eye.
Sometimes, their afternoons are spent constructing and painting new jumps, and well - they leave with loud red handprints on very interesting places.
EVERYTHING I SEE NOW IS AN EQUESTRIAN AU WAITING TO HAPPEN.
Oh god Regina would have a Devoucoux jump saddle and get free shipping from Schneider Saddlery and Smart Pak (their supplement packaging system is remarkably efficient Ms. Swan). She’d have Der Dau or Sergio Grasso boots and Pikeur breeches (which Emma is a *huge* fan of) and butter soft leather gloves and she would abSOLUTELY BE THE LOCAL PONY CLUB DC and also teach lessons. All her kids always win the horsemanship and turnout awards when they go to rallies because she’s so demanding at home lessons. Its perfect.
fuck queerbaiting I want a show with heterobaiting
I want a story about a boy and a girl who are really really good friends and the show frequently leads the audience on to believe that they’ll end up together at the end of the show only to reveal that they’re both queer as fuck and clearly don’t want to pursue a romantic relationship with each other and both are fine and happy this way.
Zac Efron at the MTV Movie Awards 2014.
Is anyone else endlessly amused by the fact that her black gloves make it look like she’s got her hands on her hips in the first gif, just like yeah, I’m goddamn magneto, I got this shit
fic prompt: this is how Emma helps Regina peel the apples for baking something for the annual town fair. It was last minute and they were forbidden from using magic…
god bless that woman
I love that Emma looks just as horrified in that last gif as Regina did when she heard Charming let Henry drive in the first place.
let’s talk about housecats and how fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically
like who thought it was a good idea to have tiny malicious predators in our homes anyways????? (not us actually)
are they even domesticated????!!!?? (yes) do they even feel LOVE???????!!? (yes)
LET’S LEARN ABOUT CATS
“you ready 2 learn punk”
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